What is the cat's favourite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross? A first-aid kit!
Why are cats such good singers? Because they're very mewsical.
Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!
Why are cats better than babies? Because you only have to change a litter box once a day.
Why do cats make terrible story tellers? They only have one tail.
Why does everyone love cats? They're purr-fect!
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The retail store.
How do cats buy things? From a cat-alogue!
If lights run on electricity and cars run on petrol, what do cats run on? Their paws.
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim? An octopuss!
What is a cat's way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement
What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have? A catastrophe!