Rider's Digest (ekramarenko) wrote,
Rider's Digest
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The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from one generation to the next, says that when you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.

Dead Horse Wisdom

However, in modern business, because of the heavy investment factors to be taken into consideration, often other strategies have to be tried with dead horses, including the following:

1. Buying a stronger whip.
2. Changing riders.
3. Threatening the horse with termination.
4. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
5. Arranging to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses.
6. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.
7. Reclassifying the dead horse as "living-impaired."
8. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.
9. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.
10. Providing additional funding to increase the dead horse's performance.
11. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse's performance.
12. Declaring that the dead horse carries lower overhead and therefore performs better than some other horses.
13. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.
14. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position
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    Nazar Rozlutsky Після переслуховування аудіокниги Василя Кожелянка "Діти застою", останньої з написаних ним і останньої з прочитаних (переслуханих)…

  • коли дізнаєшся про людину

    а вона вже, на жаль, померла дуже приємна манера виконання, шкода, що раніш мені її пісні не траплялись.

  • "Політика", Б. Янішевський

    серія "те, про що тобі не розкажуть дорослі". В цілому і взагалі про політику з кумедними картинками і прикладами, як реальними, так і фантазійними.…

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